[linux-audio-user] it's so quiet...

[Eric Dantan Rzewnicki]

On Tue, Jul 20, 2004 at 03:14:47PM -0400, Ivica Ico Bukvic wrote:
> Since we are talking about sea creatures, I felt like sharing program notes 
> for one of my compositions (they actually have nothing to do with the piece 
> they are associated with and as such I feel that they are perfectly 
> appropriate for this thread ;-).
> 
> Title: Imitation Crabmeat Rag
> 
> Some people like fishing.
> 
> Many others including the ones who like to fish, like eating fish.
> 
> Fish is considered to be a very healthy food, except when heavily poisoned by 
> mercury, as is usually the case with larger fish.
> 
> On Earth, we have saltwater fish and sweet-water fish. While the saltwater is 
> salty, the sweet-water is generally not sweet, yet both of the fish are, by 
> nature, neither sweet nor salty.
> 
> As far as we know, there are no fish on Mars.
> 
> In addition to fish, Earth waters are populated by squids and crabs, who, like 
> fish, live in water, but are not the same like fish. In fact, crabs and 
> squids taste nothing like fish.
> 
> Some people, including the ones who like to fish, and the others, including 
> fishermen, who like eating fish, like to eat crabs and squids.
> 
> Judging from the numbers who like eating crabs and squids as much as they like 
> to eat fish, it is safe to assume that the crabmeat is usually as tasty as 
> the fish meat.
> 
> Imitation Crabmeat(tm) is a produce, usually found in a local superstore, that 
> some people, who perhaps like to fish, but definitely eat fish, crabs, and 
> squids, like to eat.
> 
> I don't.

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