[linux-audio-user] Opening up the discussion

[Leonard "paniq" Ritter]

> > users should -never- be -required- to get trained before the
> > instrument will work.  the instrument should work, by itself, by
> > default, anyway..
>
> I've tried everything, coercion, heavy irony, psychological violence, even
> sexual favours and my bass still completely refuses to play itself. It
> doesn't make a sound, it just sits in the corner of my room and looks
> strung up. What am I doing wrong? Please help!!!

you must stroke it gently.

the bass, i mean.

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