[LAU] musicians jokes (was: Resonance)

Jan Depner eviltwin69 at cableone.net
Sat Jan 5 08:40:50 EST 2008

My favorite (forgive me if this has already been posted, I just caught
this thread when someone changed the subject).

Q. What's the difference between a big band and a moose?
A. On a moose, the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the

On Sat, 2008-01-05 at 12:37 +0100, Matthias Schönborn wrote:
> Okay, I've got one, too:
> A drummer plans to study music and so he's at the university to do a test. The 
> instructor starts playing C and E, and asks what this is. The drummer just 
> replies, "play it again, please." So the instructor plays again C and E. The 
> second time the drummer, having no idea, replies "I think I've got it, but 
> play it again please, just to be sure." Again, C and E. Suddenly, the drummer 
> realizes: "It's a piano!"
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Jan 'Evil Twin' Depner

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of 
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to 
skid in sideways, chardonnay in one hand, chocolate in the other, body 
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming 'WOO HOO, what a ride'"

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