[LAU] command line cricket removal tool?

[Tito Latini]

On Tue, Jul 02, 2013 at 09:40:50AM -0700, Rusty Perez wrote:
> Hi folks,
> Does any one know of a simple tool for removing crickets from my home
> studio? :-)

There are four types of cricket song: The calling song attracts
females and repels other males, and is fairly loud. The courting
song is used when a female cricket is near, and is a very quiet
song. An aggressive song is triggered by chemoreceptors on the
antennae that detect the near presence of another male cricket
and a copulatory song is produced for a brief period after a
successful mating.
                -- Wikipedia

Algorithm to remove the cricket noise (pseudo-code):

  - put a cricket-female near the door of the studio

  - cricketto starts the calling song

  - when you hear the courting song, push the crickets out and
    close the door of the studio

  - cricket noise is removed if the copulatory song is out of the studio

HTH

tito