I would like to share with everyone this new SuperCollider tutorial I wrote over the Summer. It's specifically written for total beginners, and it's Creative Commons licensed, so feel free to share, copy, distribute, remix...:
The title is a little homage to Touretzky's Common Lisp book, which I loved when I read it years ago. This tutorial is also very much indebted to David Cottle's intro chapter on the SuperCollider book.
I consider this tutorial to be in "beta version" -- I'll try it for the first time in a classroom situation this Fall, and probably will change things over time. So I very much welcome feedback from anyone who cares to read it!