[LAU] command line cricket removal tool?

Hi folks, Does any one know of a simple tool for removing crickets from my home studio? :-) Hahaha, my "studio" is now in the garage. and, I guess, when I opened the main door for some ventilation, someone crept in hoping that I would make them a star!!!! :-) I haven't actually caught the offending creature on "tape" but if I do, I guess I'll just have to try some phase reversal or something. :) Of course, most of this is in fun, I hope that by the time I make my first recording, he'll learn some studio manners, or died, or moved out, :-) but I hadn't thought of the possibility of a cricket taking up residence in the studio. :-) Rusty