Yeah, I fired up the alsa mixer with a couple of different guis just to be sure (aumix from a terminal window, alsamixer in X and gnome's version of same) and dinkered with every one of the sliders and toggles, but didn't have any luck.
There was an 'aux' that I thought might be in and a lot of the boxes were checked 'off' by default but none of them said anything even close to wavetable or synth. Unfortunately I don't have a winblows install on that box to fire it up with the OEM drivers.