[LAU] Tutorial: viral and gratis ads for your musical app

Hi! today I want to share a "new" strategy to push the name of your app inside the neural patterns of many musicians around the world! Yeeeeah, a free lesson about brain washing!./._ [applause here is recommended] The first step is to create a musical application (it also works with non musical apps), for example a sequencer called "Mazzan Colle". The second step is to create an auxiliary application to hide the advertising, for example "Mazzan Collega". Mazzan Collega is not a classic plugin for other applications but a no-kiss-but-easy, one-button, no no-button, no computer, no-martini-no-party, large-smile, indispensable utility for all the modern peoples around the world! ["oooooooh" is recommended] Quasi done. If a program uses Mazzan Collega, it's important to show Mazzan Collega [Enabled] with M and C uppercase. Remember, we want the neural mapping: Mazzan Collega -> Mazzan Colle don't write "mazzan collega" or "mazzancollega" because the effect is attenuated. "MAZZAN COLLEGA" is rarely good, for example with a little LCD display: PIGS ON THE WING [Y] MAZZAN COLLEGA [Y] BRAIN WASHING MACHINE [Y] Note: if Mazzan Collega is used to communicate with other devices through a network, don't write a protocol and don't try to ask the standardization as RFC! Are you crazy? Write a public API, so the users visit your web page: Mazzan Collega -> API -> Mazzan Colle web page and to update the API: Mazzan Collega API update -> Mazzan Colle web page In this case (networking) try to avoid Mazzan Collega API for netcat :) Warning: not all the persons are aligned and perhaps you'll receive critics. I suggest the follow phrase, really trendy in social/mass media 2016: "You repudiate the innovation, ergo you are a fascist". It always works. Happy hacking with neocortex and have fun with brain washing!