i like minimal music.
i like electronic music.
i even like some minimalistic electronic music, though i'm generally of the trance/ambient/psy/acid house end of things myself.

but 4-to-the-floor, no backbeat and simplistic synth chords ... these are abberations that are against the natural order of things. you are meddling with the primal forces of nature, and you should atone.

:)