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[vord]

--We hear Vernon in the hall.
VERNON (outside)      God damnit!  What in God's name is going on in here?
--Vernon enters.
VERNON                    What was that ruckus?
ANDREW                   Uh, what ruckus?
VERNON                    I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus!
BRIAN                        Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
VERNON                    Watch your tongue young man, watch it

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