[LAU] Resonance (i.e., bassist jokes)

Sean Corbett seanbutnotheard at gmail.com
Mon Jan 7 12:55:30 EST 2008

> I cannot resist joining the fracas.
> A missionary visited a remote aboriginal village. The villagers maintained
> a constant drumming all day and all night. It got on his nerves. After a
> week, he started asking if they could please stop. "Oh no. Drums no stop. If
> drums stop, BAD thing happen". So the missionary got on with his work. Days
> went past, and he was starting to lose his mind. "Why, why, what is so awful
> that you can't stop the drumming? It can't be worse than having to live like
> this!" The reply came again, "No no! Drums no stop! Drums stop... bad, bad,
> bad thing happen!". Nobody would tell the missionary what was this awful
> consequence, and this soon made him even crazier than the incessant
> drumming. Finally, after weeks of this, the missionary was coming undone. He
> went to see the village elder, begging, "Please, please, tell me, what is
> the awful, terrifying thing that happens if the drumming were to stop?!"
>  The chief regarded him for a while, then took pity on him and decided to
> share the awful secret, "When drums stop, then... bass solo!"

That one was great!

Q: What's the difference between a keyboardist and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Q: How do you know when the drum platform is level?
A: When the drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

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