[LAU] Resonance (i.e., bassist jokes)

[Robert Persson]

Sean Corbett wrote:
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> Q: What's the difference between a keyboardist and a terrorist?
> A: You can negotiate with the terrorist.
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> Q: How do you know when the drum platform is level?
> A: When the drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
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Q: What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A: You only have to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a banjo?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline.

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.