[LAU] Resonance (i.e., bassist jokes)
ireneshusband at gmail.com
Tue Jan 8 22:22:50 EST 2008
Sean Corbett wrote:
> Q: What's the difference between a keyboardist and a terrorist?
> A: You can negotiate with the terrorist.
> Q: How do you know when the drum platform is level?
> A: When the drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
Q: What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A: You only have to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once.
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a banjo?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline.
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
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