Re: [LAU] Resonance (i.e., bassist jokes)

Ok here we go again: There was an orchestra, who had to take a jazz-trumpet player, because their trumpet player was very ill. The conductor was not happy with it, knowing that jazz players alwasy come late and have a bad moral. But the first day the trumpet player arrived on time. The conductor was pleasantly surpirsed. The second day the trumpet player arrived togehter with the conductor. and he was really pleased. The third and last day before the concert, the trumpet player arrived even before the conductor did. And the conductor finally went up to him and said: "Well I must admit, I was very pleased. I always thought so bad of jazz-musicians. I'm sorry for that. You're great." The trumpet player replied: "ah well. No problem, but I felt I had to behave, because I can't make the performance tomorrow." Well and one - thanks to Dave P.: Q: What is the difference between a run over trombone player and a run-over suirrel/ A: there are skid marks in front of the suirrel. Kindest regards Julien -------- Music was my first love and it will be my last (John Miles) ======== FIND MY WEB-PROJECT AT: ======== http://ltsb.sourceforge.net the Linux TextBased Studio guide ======= AND MY PERSONAL PAGES AT: ======= http://www.juliencoder.de