26 Jul
2005
26 Jul
'05
12:15 a.m.
users should
-never- be -required- to get trained before the
instrument will work. the instrument should work, by itself, by
default, anyway..
I've tried everything, coercion, heavy irony, psychological violence, even
sexual favours and my bass still completely refuses to play itself. It
doesn't make a sound, it just sits in the corner of my room and looks
strung up. What am I doing wrong? Please help!!!