8 Jan
2008
8 Jan
'08
11:22 p.m.
Sean Corbett wrote:
Q: What's the difference between a keyboardist and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Q: How do you know when the drum platform is level?
A: When the drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
Q: What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A: You only have to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once.
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a banjo?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline.
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.